Captain Robert’s Infamous Pyrates Blood Sauce

[nverland]

Captain Robert’s Infamous Pyrates Blood Sauce

1 cup stolen red wine (dry),
1 shot of rum (cook drinks)
4 tbs Red Wine Vinegar,
½ cup molasses,
1 cup ketchup,
2 tbs Dijon Mustard,
1 ts Chili Powder,
2 tbs Worcestershire Sauce,
1 ts Celery Seeds,
1 ts Kosher Salt,
½ ts Curry Powder,
1 ts Ground Cumin,
1 tbs Cayenne Pepper
Optional:
1 tbs cooks own blood,
1 diced habanero


Simmer tell thick, spread on the meat of something that died, that you then cooked over an open flame. Eat, receive praise.

Comments

[kenazfiction.livejournal.com]

This sounds AMAZING. Does it keep well? How far in advance could it be made? And can I substitute the blood of my enemies for my own? :D

[nverland]

I've no idea, I don't eat meat. But it looked tasty, and I've sent it to the daughter to try. I'd assume it'd last several days.